Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? because it was all in vein.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
What's an insect's favorite ice cream flavor? pretty fern.
I love this, especially since I am an asshole.
You'll never know, it's just a matter of time.
I have the breath of life...and a penis
I think my brother is gay i don't know. i hope he's gay.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? dam
I'm sorry i said your baby looked like a gorilla when you told me to stop feeding it
You said you were a nt.mod? i'm a mod and you're not allowed to be one.