What's the difference between a taxidermist and a werewolf? a werewolf can only grow on its back.
I got bit by a 2 legged dog last night. the vet said surgery is on the table.
I love this, especially since I am an asshole.
I found out it's your turn to win a free ipad! Why not give us a try? Iām all eyes on you.
What's the difference between a boy band and a porno? the porno usually doesn't suck.
What is the difference between a blonde and a hooker? the hooker makes money hand over fist
My wife is like the square root of -100 a perfect ten, but completely imaginary.
What's the difference between a French braid and a french woobie ? about 3 centimeters
You'll never know, it's just a matter of time.
Why did the chicken cross the road? to say hello from the other side
What do you call a hairdresser with no clients? a nobody-thing!
I swear to god, i am completely fine after just having sex with her!
