What do you call a group of 12 obedient, well behaved dogs? organized crime
My girlfriend is like a trampoline. i never stand for it.
What's the difference between a dark horse and a favorite parrot? a favorite parrot has a long tail.
I’m a super weirdo, let's just be friends.
I'm a vaudevillian. i try to stay out of sight when it comes to the other side.
What's the best part of having sex with 25 year olds? there's 20 of them.
I like my men like i like my women... ... i don't like women.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
I was wondering what song - please tell me
What did the dog say to the guy with five dicks? i don't know what you're doing.
I was recently turned down for a job at a women's fashion house. I told them that I was a bit of a dashery man
How i met your father: the short version
What do you call an asian who skips church? a christian bale
Q: why can't a blonde dial 911? a: she can't find the eleven.