I'm a night owl at night, but at 5AM I'm a morning person.
What is a redditors favorite music album? r/redditsunes!
What do you call a woman with a lens? she who has husband.
What does a dingo call his girlfriend? nuthin' worries.
Hey baby, are you a three ring circus? cause i want you to come all the way.
I'm a huge fan of 70s rock... it always brings me back.
What do you get when you cast a large boulder into the ocean? a clear view.
I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time said the malaysian shark.
What do you call a dinosaur with tourette's syndrome. a doyouthinkhesaurus.
No, but I'm definitely interested.
Why do white people have nightmares? because we just shot him.
Wanna hear a joke that starts with a limb and ends with you?
What do you call a mexican that sells drugs? a narc
What does a german say when you tell him to change his ways? danke.
I just want to say I’m sorry for what I’ve done. That’s a lot to ask, tho.