Dude, girl. I hate how you just blanked everyone
What do you call a snake with no eyes? a lou-resear
My girlfriend is like a trampoline. i never stand for it.
What is something that starts with f and ends with uck? fuck
I was recently turned down for a job at a women's fashion house. I told them that I was a bit of a dashery man
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls
Women are like magnets. i like holding them in your hand and shaking them.
