I'm thinking about going out with my wife... or at least, for pizza.
How does a redditor greet each other? i like c.
What does a guy with five dicks wear on a day-to-day basis? condom.
Like my field or something?
My girlfriend said she wants to experiment a bit in the bedroom. i'm like, nah
What do you call a guy who likes to watch tv and eat soap? a tunereater
What is the most sensitive part of the body when revising thermostats? the ears.
Hmm I doubt it. I'm a girl, after all.
What do you call a dog with no legs? it doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.
What did the scarecrow say to the bowler? are you making a mess?
What is the best thing you have ever tasted?
