I'm just a guy who has a lot of anxiety and needs to vent a lot. Any suggestions?
My girlfriend says she's done masturbating all day. i couldn't be happier.
What's the difference between a blonde and a blonde kiss? the hair falling between the sheets
What do you call an asian who skips church? a christian bale
Haha, I think I am more into online games than physical
A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ouch!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? aarrg!
What do you call a black man who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist!
What did the scarecrow say to the bowler? are you making a mess?
I'm not racist because being racist is a crime. and vice versa.
I was a very shy, nerdy, slightly introverted high school senior
