What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? a violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs.
What do you call a dinosaur with tourette's syndrome. a doyouthinkhesaurus.
What's the difference between a sow and a cow? about three inches
What do you call a gay guy in prison? jerk-off
Dude, girl. I hate how you just blanked everyone
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
Somehow my dad managed to create a unique name for me. unclesody.
What's the difference between a taxidermist and a werewolf? a werewolf can only grow on its back.
That's good. I hope the new character is great.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? aarrg!
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his arse.
Definitely. I'm not a huge sports fan but I've been watching a lot of games this week.
