Why was dave brown fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy? he threw out all the pans.
What's the difference between a jewish parent and a jewish rapist? the last person they fucked was white.
What's the difference between a blonde and a blonde kiss? the hair falling between the sheets
What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for his birthday? cancer.
What does a guy with five dicks wear on a day-to-day basis? condom.
Why did the somali hate the french? because they were always eating from the same plates!
I'm a bit of a tall to be honest, but I feel short because of my height.
I was wondering what song - please tell me
I was wondering who it was that said "You are not a robot" I now have an answer
I tried to eat a clock once. it was very time consuming
I was going to tell a joke about my penis... but i'm a bit shaky.
What do you call a cow with no legs? a cow.