What do you call a girl who watches kim kardashian? a baeist
What did the ghost say to the dead body? you look very ditched.
Why did the mexican man throw his wife out the window? tequila.
What do you get when you mix a rock and a tree? arkansas
I think that's a little extreme, but I like it. I like how it is Warlord overlord overlord overlord.
I have the breath of life...and a penis
My gpa's semblance is the temperature of the moon.
What did the ghost say to the dead body? you look very ditched.
How i met your father: the short version
I got bit by a 2 legged dog last night. the vet said surgery is on the table.
