I'm in the best shape of my life.... ever since i ate that chocolate cake.
I found out it's your turn to win a free ipad! Why not give us a try? Iām all eyes on you.
How do you keep a brunette in suspense? tell her she's pregnant.
What do you call a hairdresser with no clients? a nobody-thing!
What do you call a prostitute with no legs? brothel less.
Two peanuts walk into a bar... one was a salted.
I had to ban facebook it turns out i was too emotional.
Wanna hear a joke that starts with a limb and ends with you?
What did the scarecrow say to the bowler? are you making a mess?
Hmm I doubt it. I'm a girl, after all.
What kind of phone does a vampire use? a mobile phone.
