Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? because it was all in vein.
Did you just have to go out of your way to do it?
I'm not a fan of nascar... i think its too American.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs being strangled? a rope thrower.
I swear to god, i am completely fine after just having sex with her!
I like my women like i like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
What do you call a baboon without any fingers? a pretty one!
What did the prawn say to the other prawn? could you please cut it open?