A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ouch!
No, but it's not wrong to be wrong.
Friends are like trees they fall down when you hit your head on their
Why didn't the blonde go to the strip club? because she didn't want to get fucked.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs!
How do you make a hormone? don't fuck her.
What do you call a car made out of canadians? a klondike.
I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of just dividend.
How do you keep a blonde in suspense? i'll tell you the rest tomorrow.
I'm going to give it a go. Why do you have to ruin it for me?
What do you call a mexican that sells drugs? a narc
I tried to eat a clock once. it was very time consuming
What do you call a cow with no legs? a cow.