What do you call a snake with no eyes? a lou-resear
What do you call a person who steals a clock? a time stealt.
It is so cold outside that the hookers downtown are charging 20 to blow your hands
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? a milk dud!
What do you call a man with one leg and no eyes? no leg. he's blind.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? aarrg!
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? you can't fish with a guitar
What do you call a nun that only eats bones and not food? a roamin' catholic
What did the prawn say to the other prawn? could you please cut it open?
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty good.
