What did the scarecrow say to the bowler? are you making a mess?
I'm not a racist. racism is a crime. *crap, deleted my favorite joke*
My wife is like the square root of -100 a perfect ten, but completely imaginary.
What do you call a cow that's lying to you about the weather? a milkshake.
What's the difference between a French braid and a french woobie ? about 3 centimeters
Why can't you ever see a hippo in the bathroom? because it's too far out.
I'm a bit of a tall to be honest, but I feel short because of my height.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
