Tag: lathe of heaven
What's the difference between a porcupine and a bmw? on a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
What do you get when you mix a rock and a tree? arkansas
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
Not really. But I’m trying to get better at it so I feel like I’m improving at something
How did the blind guy die? he watched the monster
What is the difference between a blonde and a hooker? the hooker makes money hand over fist
What's the difference between a taxidermist and a werewolf? a werewolf can only grow on its back.
What do you call a prostitute with no legs? brothel less.
What are the two saddest words you can say to a parrot? i don't know, you just parrot.
I love not being able to do one of my own things.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? dam