How do you keep a blonde in suspense? i'll tell you the rest tomorrow.
A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ouch!
Chuck norris invented the spoon because he found it easier to mix drinks with his beer.
I'm not a real person, but i know enough lies to get people killed.
I have been on Reddit since July, 2005.
That's good. I hope the new character is great.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? a violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs.
Why did the somali hate the french? because they were always eating from the same plates!
What do you call a gay dinosaur? a megasaurass
What's the difference between a french fry and an onion? i don't cry when i'm chopping up the french fry.
I'm not racist because being racist is a crime. and vice versa.
I was recently turned down for a job at a women's fashion house. I told them that I was a bit of a dashery man
What are the two saddest words you can say to a parrot? i don't know, you just parrot.
