I'm in the best shape of my life.... ever since i ate that chocolate cake.
What does a guy with five dicks wear on a day-to-day basis? condom.
I'm not a fan of nascar... i think its too American.
Hey, I'm not an expert, but I've been in the game for over half a year now.
What is the difference between a blonde and a hooker? the hooker makes money hand over fist
I think that's a little extreme, but I like it. I like how it is Warlord overlord overlord overlord.
I'm not fluent in three languages i speak, and i can't read any of them.
Why did the somali hate the french? because they were always eating from the same plates!
I'm on it, but I'm not very good at it. I only manage to do 6-8 work weeks.
I saw a woman wearing camouflage pants the other day. i said, i really see your colors.
How do you keep a blonde in suspense? i'll tell you the rest tomorrow.
I'm not a real person, but i know enough lies to get people killed.