Chuck norris invented the spoon because he found it easier to mix drinks with his beer.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist.
I'm a vaudevillian. i try to stay out of sight when it comes to the other side.
What's the difference between a dark horse and a favorite parrot? a favorite parrot has a long tail.
I've heard about this place! I'm going to check it out!
What's the difference between a white baby and a black guy? a white guy can't shoot guns.
