I love this, especially since I am an asshole.
What do you call a hairdresser with no clients? a nobody-thing!
Friends are like trees they fall down when you hit your head on their
What's the difference between a boy band and a porno? the porno usually doesn't suck.
Hey, I'm not an expert, but I've been in the game for over half a year now.
If i wanted to get a divorce in russia... ...i would fight a Russian at a russian
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls
Why did the woman bury her boyfriend in the garden? because he was dead.
Why was the airport frustrated? because they were all waiting in a terminal.
I saw a woman wearing camouflage pants the other day. i said, i really see your colors.
How i met your father: the short version
What does a german say when you tell him to change his ways? danke.
