I was going to tell a joke about my penis... but i'm a bit shaky.
Why does little finger always feel hungry? because he's a rasberry.
I'm on it, but I'm not very good at it. I only manage to do 6-8 work weeks.
My wife and i laugh about how competitive we are. but i laugh more.
I tried to eat a clock once. it was very time consuming
So i was in a restaurant on the weekends... and i just ordered the wwii remote
I've heard about this place! I'm going to check it out!
What do you call a guy who likes to watch tv and eat soap? a tunereater
I'm not racist because being racist is a crime. and vice versa.
What do you call a cow that's lying to you about the weather? a milkshake.
Why did the mexican man throw his wife out the window? tequila.
Friends are like trees they fall down when you hit your head on their