What's the difference between a porcupine and a bmw? on a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
I was here since last year. I’m happy to report it’s been a good time!
I'm 21 and haven't had a kiss yet
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist.
What do you call a man with one leg and no eyes? no leg. he's blind.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? a dictator.
I'm not a sniper, i'm just a shot with a longbow.
A guy walks into a library... woops, wrong subreddit.
What's the difference between a sow and a cow? about three inches
What's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench can support a family.
I have been on Reddit since July, 2005.
What do you call a juror who acquits someone without a case? a verdict in the case.
Oh no, not the usual. I'm gonna be in a crazy place this summer.