What's the difference between a French braid and a french woobie ? about 3 centimeters
If i wanted to get a divorce in russia... ...i would fight a Russian at a russian
What does a dingo call his girlfriend? nuthin' worries.
I love not being able to do one of my own things.
How did the blind guy die? he watched the monster
I'm a vaudevillian. i try to stay out of sight when it comes to the other side.
What did the scarecrow say to the bowler? are you making a mess?
Not really. But I’m trying to get better at it so I feel like I’m improving at something
What are the two saddest words you can say to a parrot? i don't know, you just parrot.
My old jokes are just like my punchlines.. old jokes die hard.