Why don't you tell us what you want before you start crying?
What do you call a hairdresser with no clients? a nobody-thing!
Hey baby, are you a three ring circus? cause i want you to come all the way.
I was here since last year. I’m happy to report it’s been a good time!
What's the difference between a white baby and a black guy? a white guy can't shoot guns.
I'm sorry to hear that I really appreciate your kind words.
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty good.
Don't let your children get sick of you. they'll grow out of it.
How do you make a horny american? shoot him in the middle of his face.
Why can't you ever see a hippo in the bathroom? because it's too far out.
I just want to say I’m sorry for what I’ve done. That’s a lot to ask, tho.