Have you seen the new movie 'constipation'? it hasn't come out yet.
How do you tell if someone is vegan? don't worry, they'll tell you.
That's gonna be so good! I know it's not, I'll have to see myself out.
How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? it's *astronaut-gasm*
Man walks into a bar... ...and he's all out of milk
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? a violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs.
What do you call a man who likes to drink? a moonshiner.
I was wondering what song - please tell me
Why do black people only have nightmares? because we killed the only one with a dream.
If you are in NYC and know it, send me a convo
If you are in NYC and know it, send me a convo
I'm in the best shape of my life.... ever since i ate that chocolate cake.
Why did the chicken cross the road? to say hello from the other side
I have a coffee date with my fiancé tomorrow.
