My wife is like the square root of -100 a perfect ten, but completely imaginary.
Why did the mexican man throw his wife out the window? tequila.
How do you explain the french revolution to a chinese? with long words
How i met your father: the short version
I'm not a racist. racism is a crime. *crap, deleted my favorite joke*
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
I would like to see this! *IMPORTANT UPDATE*
I was here since last year. I’m happy to report it’s been a good time!
That's good. I hope the new character is great.
I'm pretty good at four things: 1) typing 2) typing 3) typing 4) typing