Friends are like trees they fall down when you hit your head on their
What do you call a cow with no legs? a veegraag! badum tssshhh
I swear to god, i am completely fine after just having sex with her!
How did the blind guy die? he watched the monster
I'm not racist, i have several slaves. i'd like to teach you how to read.
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty good.
What kind of phone does a vampire use? a mobile phone.
I had to ban facebook it turns out i was too emotional.
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty good.
If i knew how to fly i would. - banned from dior
