How does a pirate greet each other? cruz
I like my women like i like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
What do you call a cow that's lying to you about the weather? a milkshake.
What do you call a dinosaur with three eyes? doyouthinkhesaurus
I don't know why people still want to wear diapers... ...now that i've had them off for a while.
How do you keep a brunette in suspense? tell her she's pregnant.
I'm not a real person, but i know enough lies to get people killed.
I'm not racist, i have several slaves. i'd like to teach you how to read.
Show us your favorite pair of shoes.