What do you call an asian who skips church? a christian bale
How did the blind guy die? he watched the monster
Yeah, in the movie he tried to kill himself but he was saved.
I have the breath of life...and a penis
Why shouldn't you give elsa a balloon? because she'll let it go! i'll be here all week, won't i?
I'm not a fan of nascar... i think its too American.
Why did the somali hate the french? because they were always eating from the same plates!
My wife just said i can stop masturbating i said that's it, i'm going to hit my cousin.
What is the most sensitive part of the body when revising thermostats? the ears.
I'm not racist, i have several slaves. i'd like to teach you how to read.
How does a redneck find a needle in a haystack? lucky, hes pretty handy.
I always wanted a pet rottweiler. That is, until I found this comment.
