I’m a super weirdo, let's just be friends.
Two peanuts walk into a bar... one was a salted.
What did the scarecrow say to the bowler? are you making a mess?
It is so cold outside that the hookers downtown are charging 20 to blow your hands
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? an epileptic.
Don't let your children get sick of you. they'll grow out of it.
I'm a huge fan of 70s rock... it always brings me back.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
I'm a great listener. ~ people i don't like talking to.
What's the difference between a sow and a cow? about three inches
What do you call a group of 12 obedient, well behaved dogs? organized crime
I had to ban facebook it turns out i was too emotional.
What's another name for a black person? coprophile
What do you call a juror who acquits someone without a case? a verdict in the case.