How do you keep a brunette in suspense? tell her she's pregnant.
Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? because it was all in vein.
I was wondering who it was that said "You are not a robot" I now have an answer
What is a pedophiles favorite song? i dunno, its really hard for me to say.
What do you call a mexican that sells drugs? a narc
What is the best thing you have ever tasted?
You'll never know, it's just a matter of time.
What do you call a cow with no legs? a veegraag! badum tssshhh
