I'm not a fan of nascar... i think its too American.
What do you call a man who likes to drink? a moonshiner.
Friends are like trees they fall down when you hit your head on their
If you don't like the way i drive then get off the hood of my car.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? dam
You'll never know, it's just a matter of time.
I have a coffee date with my fiancé tomorrow.
What do you call a cow with no legs? a veegraag! badum tssshhh
I found out it's your turn to win a free ipad! Why not give us a try? I’m all eyes on you.
What do you call an asian who skips church? a christian bale
Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? because it was all in vein.
My wife is like the square root of -100 a perfect ten, but completely imaginary.