What do you call a person who steals a clock? a time stealt.
How do you explain the french revolution to a chinese? with long words
I got bit by a 2 legged dog last night. the vet said surgery is on the table.
I guess you could say there's lots of us on reddit right now.
I'm sorry i said your baby looked like a gorilla when you told me to stop feeding it
Somehow my dad managed to create a unique name for me. unclesody.
My girlfriend is like a trampoline. i never stand for it.
What do you call a dinosaur with three eyes? doyouthinkhesaurus
I'm going to give it a go. Why do you have to ruin it for me?
I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time said the malaysian shark.
What do you call a group of black people? a group, you racist.
Oh no, not the usual. I'm gonna be in a crazy place this summer.