What do you call a car made out of canadians? a klondike.
What do you call a baboon without any fingers? a pretty one!
Chuck norris invented the spoon because he found it easier to mix drinks with his beer.
What do you call a dog with no legs? it doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.
I'm a vaudevillian. i try to stay out of sight when it comes to the other side.
How do you tell if someone is vegan? don't worry, they'll tell you.
What does a guy with five dicks wear on a day-to-day basis? condom.
What is the difference between a blonde and a hooker? the hooker makes money hand over fist
How do you keep a blonde in suspense? i'll tell you the rest tomorrow.
How does a redditor greet each other? i like c.
