What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? you can't fish with a guitar
I was here since last year. I’m happy to report it’s been a good time!
What's the difference between a taxidermist and a werewolf? a werewolf can only grow on its back.
What do you call a prostitute with no legs? brothel less.
There are 10 types of people in this world. those who can count and those who can't.
What do you get when you cross a letter of the alphabet with some random element? an itchy finger
I love not being able to do one of my own things.
I'm thinking about going out with my wife... or at least, for pizza.
