I'm not a racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
What do you call a black man who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist!
What is a pedophiles favorite song? i dunno, its really hard for me to say.
Dude, girl. I hate how you just blanked everyone
I would like to see this! *IMPORTANT UPDATE*
What did the scarecrow say to the bowler? are you making a mess?
If i wanted to get a divorce in russia... ...i would fight a Russian at a russian
Why do they say i have simile problems in the nude? because it's too easy to get horny.
What kind of phone does a vampire use? a mobile phone.
I got a new-born foghorn leghorn mixed up with kinky sex. now, he's a nine-year-old.
What does a redneck do at a christmas party? he raisin-ado.
I love a good haiku :D
I was recently turned down for a job at a women's fashion house. I told them that I was a bit of a dashery man
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist!
If you don't like the way i drive then get off the hood of my car.