What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist.
I'm just a guy who has a lot of anxiety and needs to vent a lot. Any suggestions?
How does a redneck find a needle in a haystack? lucky, hes pretty handy.
What's the difference between a jewish parent and a jewish rapist? the last person they fucked was white.
I got bit by a 2 legged dog last night. the vet said surgery is on the table.
I like my slaves like i like my coffee... ...ground up and in a can.
Show us your favorite pair of shoes.
My girlfriend is like a trampoline. i never stand for it.
My girlfriend says she's done masturbating all day. i couldn't be happier.
Q: why can't a blonde dial 911? a: she can't find the eleven.
Why do black people only have nightmares? because we killed the only one with a dream.
I'm going to give it a go. Why do you have to ruin it for me?
Like my field or something?
I'm not your friend, buddy.