What's the difference between a jewish parent and a jewish rapist? the last person they fucked was white.
So i was in a restaurant on the weekends... and i just ordered the wwii remote
How do you make a horny american? shoot him in the middle of his face.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs being strangled? a rope thrower.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a bmw? on a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
What does a redneck do at a christmas party? he raisin-ado.
I'm not a sniper, i'm just a shot with a longbow.
Don't let your children get sick of you. they'll grow out of it.
What do you call a dog with no legs? it doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.
I'm a bit of a tall to be honest, but I feel short because of my height.
My wife and i laugh about how competitive we are. but i laugh more.