What do you call a gay guy in prison? jerk-off
What do you call a black man who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist!
My wife just said i can stop masturbating i said that's it, i'm going to hit my cousin.
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
Why do you have a VA account?
What's the difference between a white baby and a black guy? a white guy can't shoot guns.
My wife and i laugh about how competitive we are. but i laugh more.
What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for his birthday? cancer.
I'm not a sniper, i'm just a shot with a longbow.
So i went to a barber shop yesterday... ...and asked for a burn!