Hmm I doubt it. I'm a girl, after all.
Man walks into a bar... ...and he's all out of milk
What do you call a hairdresser with no clients? a nobody-thing!
My girlfriend said she wants to experiment a bit in the bedroom. i'm like, nah
Wanna hear a joke that starts with a limb and ends with you?
You'll never know, it's just a matter of time.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs!
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? an epileptic.
I was recently turned down for a job at a women's fashion house. I told them that I was a bit of a dashery man
Why do white people have nightmares? because we just shot him.
I don't know why people still want to wear diapers... ...now that i've had them off for a while.
My gpa's semblance is the temperature of the moon.
Why did the vampire miss work? he was feeling a bit of a snooze.
I'm a night owl at night, but at 5AM I'm a morning person.