What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? a violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs.
I love my friend from school and he is amazing in bed.
I'm so glad i'm single you're so damn attractive
Why did the woman bury her boyfriend in the garden? because he was dead.
How do you explain the french revolution to a chinese? with long words
Hey baby, are you a three ring circus? cause i want you to come all the way.
I want to know what your favourite place on Reddit is
I tried to eat a clock once. it was very time consuming
What do you call a juror who acquits someone without a case? a verdict in the case.