What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? the pizza can feed a family of four
I swear to god, i am completely fine after just having sex with her!
What is the difference between a blonde and a hooker? the hooker makes money hand over fist
What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist.
What are the two saddest words you can say to a parrot? i don't know, you just parrot.
What does a guy with five dicks wear on a day-to-day basis? condom.
I have been on Reddit since July, 2005.
What's another name for a black person? coprophile
It is so cold outside that the hookers downtown are charging 20 to blow your hands
What do you get when you mix a rock and a tree? arkansas
I like my women like i like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
What are the two saddest words you can say to a parrot? i don't know, you just parrot.
I have been on Reddit since July, 2005.
What do you call a man who is very comfortable in his own skin? a hypeman
