I'm a night owl at night, but at 5AM I'm a morning person.
That's gonna be so good! I know it's not, I'll have to see myself out.
What did the dog say to the guy with five dicks? i don't know what you're doing.
I like my women like i like my coffee i don't like coffee.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist bastard
What do you call a mexican who has just lost his car? carlos
I think that's a little extreme, but I like it. I like how it is Warlord overlord overlord overlord.
I just want to say I’m sorry for what I’ve done. That’s a lot to ask, tho.
How do you make a hormone? don't fuck her.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls
