I'm a bit of a tall to be honest, but I feel short because of my height.
I swear to god, i am completely fine after just having sex with her!
What do you call a person with no arms or legs being strangled? a rope thrower.
If you are in NYC and know it, send me a convo
Why was dave brown fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy? he threw out all the pans.
Why do they say i have simile problems in the nude? because it's too easy to get horny.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? aarrg!
How do you explain the french revolution to a chinese? with long words
What do you call a car made out of canadians? a klondike.
I was here since last year. I’m happy to report it’s been a good time!
What's the difference between a jewish parent and a jewish rapist? the last person they fucked was white.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls
Dogs are the only animals that have a pointy nose
I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time said the malaysian shark.
Somehow my dad managed to create a unique name for me. unclesody.
