Tag: harlem shake
I'm a vaudevillian. i try to stay out of sight when it comes to the other side.
I'm not a fan of nascar... i think its too American.
How do you circumcise a jewish virgin? kick the minotaur in the chin.
Man walks into a bar... ...and he's all out of milk
Hey, I'm not an expert, but I've been in the game for over half a year now.
I have a coffee date with my fiancé tomorrow.
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? an epileptic.
I'm not fluent in three languages i speak, and i can't read any of them.
What's the best part of having sex with 25 year olds? there's 20 of them.
I'm thinking about going out with my wife... or at least, for pizza.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls
What kind of phone does a vampire use? a mobile phone.
What do you call a group of black people? a group, you racist.
Oh no, not the usual. I'm gonna be in a crazy place this summer.