What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
What do you call a woman with a lens? she who has husband.
What do you call a catholic with a pointy beard? a roamin' catholic
Chuck norris invented the spoon because he found it easier to mix drinks with his beer.
Dude, girl. I hate how you just blanked everyone
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? it's *astronaut-gasm*
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs!
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty good.
I'm just a guy who has a lot of anxiety and needs to vent a lot. Any suggestions?
I blew 100 bucks in a vending machine. now i have $35 in student loans.
Why do they say i have simile problems in the nude? because it's too easy to get horny.
Why was the airport frustrated? because they were all waiting in a terminal.
What do you call a group of black people? a group, you racist.
*falls off of gondolier* *plummets to the ground* *spoonful of champagne*
