I'm on it, but I'm not very good at it. I only manage to do 6-8 work weeks.
I'm not racist because being racist is a crime. and vice versa.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? you can't fish with a guitar
What's an insect's favorite ice cream flavor? pretty fern.
Why did the woman bury her boyfriend in the garden? because he was dead.
What did the mexican do after he lost his car? he sued it for $200 million
There are 10 types of people in this world. those who can count and those who can't.
I'm thinking about going out with my wife... or at least, for pizza.