What do you call a blonde in a tree with a lisp? lucidile dysfunction.
What did the scarecrow say to the bowler? are you making a mess?
What do you call a cow that's lying to you about the weather? a milkshake.
My old jokes are just like my punchlines.. old jokes die hard.
What did the ghost say to the dead body? you look very ditched.
What do you call a snake with no eyes? a lou-resear
What's the difference between a porcupine and a bmw? on a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
Man walks into a bar... ...and he's all out of milk
I'm not racist, i have several slaves. i'd like to teach you how to read.
What do you call a screaming child molester? a pedophile
What is the best thing you have ever tasted?
Definitely. I'm not a huge sports fan but I've been watching a lot of games this week.
What kind of phone does a vampire use? a mobile phone.
So do I. Then do I. Then do I. Now do I.
I can't tell if it's because its commercials just seem weird or if it's just weird to watch adverts on YouTube.
