What does a dingo call his girlfriend? nuthin' worries.
What do you call a girl who watches kim kardashian? a baeist
Why do you have a VA account?
I've heard about this place! I'm going to check it out!
What do you call a hairdresser with no clients? a nobody-thing!
I want to know what your favourite place on Reddit is
How did hitler like his mashed potatoes? just the best.
So do I. Then do I. Then do I. Now do I.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a bmw? on a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
*falls off of gondolier* *plummets to the ground* *spoonful of champagne*
If you're good with grammar, you'll be good at everything.
What's the best part of having sex with 25 year olds? there's 20 of them.
So a baby seal walks into a club... ...
Upvote my tweets! they say i'm being sarcastic! you say that, i say that, and we fight!
