What's the difference between a jewish parent and a jewish rapist? the last person they fucked was white.
Friends are like trees they fall down when you hit your head on their
It is so cold outside that the hookers downtown are charging 20 to blow your hands
How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? it's *astronaut-gasm*
What do you call a person who steals a clock? a time stealt.
What does a redneck do at a christmas party? he raisin-ado.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist!
